It is truly my honor to still be discussed so much even after my departure.

Sure, I may not have a squeaky clean record to be endlessly scandalised and gossiped about. But guess what? If you don't already know this, the truth is that you wouldn't have been able to pull off what I did even if you tried.

First, thank you for making a legend out of me.

Now, get out of the way, bitch.